The Kingdom of Tynaarlo NLD is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.94 billion Tynaarlo NLDians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tynaarlo NLDian economy, worth 378 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,766 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, Tynaarlo NLD's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Tynaarlo NLDian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tynaarlo NLD's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tynaarlo NLD is ranked 62,454^th in the world and 107^th in Aerospace for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 494.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.